Archive for December, 2008

Cheerless Holiday

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

I swear I don’t just scan the internet looking for depressing topics to blog about, no matter how it seems. The bad stuff is just more apt to get me typing because it pisses me off I guess.

Seldom am I surprised at just how horrible people can be. I’m pretty desensitized to domestic violence and even mass shootings, but when you mix both along with a dash of Christmas spirit you get a truly despicable act.

Suspected Santa gunman takes life, 6 others dead

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Police said they recovered six bodies from a Los Angeles house where a man dressed as Santa Claus fired gunshots and started a fire Christmas Eve.

Police said the suspect, Bruce Jeffery Pardo, committed suicide after the attack.

Police said three others — Pardo’s mother-in-law, father-in-law and wife — are still unaccounted for.

At a news conference Thursday, police in Covina, California, said Pardo knocked on the door of his in-law’s home, where they were having a Christmas party attended by more than 25 people.

After someone opened the door, an 8-year-old child ran towards the costumed Pardo, and he shot her directly in the face, police said.

The 8-year-old, who survived the attack, is in fair condition at a Los Angeles hospital. Police say the girl does have serious wounds, including an entry wound on the right side of her face, and an exit wound on the left side, indicating the bullet likely pierced straight through her face.

Then, police say, Pardo entered the home, holding a gun in one hand and a wrapped Christmas package containing a home-made device to spread fire.

Pardo fired indiscriminately as partygoers fled, hid under furniture, threw items to break windows, and in one case, jumped out a second-story window, police said.

A 16-year-old girl was hospitalized with a gun shot wound and another victim, who jumped out the window, was taken to a local hospital, police said.

After the shooting, police believe Pardo set fire to the home. Covina Police Department Lt. Pat Buchanan said the device was “something we have never seen before.”

Covina Police Chief Kim Raney described it as a pressurized tank attached to another tank filled with accelerant.

Raney said after lighting the fire, Pardo changed out of the Santa suit, went to another relative’s home, in the nearby suburb of Sylmar and committed suicide.

Authorities made a positive identification of Pardo’s body, said Buchanan. Police have not released the identities of any of the victims.

Raney said Pardo’s in-laws regularly have a party Christmas Eve and one neighbor always comes by to visit dressed as Santa. This year, that neighbor was away, police said.

Police suggested marital problems as a possible motive for the attack.

Police said they believe Pardo and his wife of one year ended a contentious divorce with a settlement last week.

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Authorities said Pardo’s name was given to them by people who were at the party. Pardo was “going through some type of marital problems,” Buchanan said.

According to police, the gunman changed out of the Santa suit and into regular clothes before leaving.

…a god damned flamethrower for fuck’s sake!

Obviously, this asshole was crazy and the behaviors of grossly disturbed individuals can be hard to predict, but it makes the precautions members of my family chose to take to safeguard ourselves from our own crazy relatives seem somewhat less paranoid. Thankfully, we never had to take any action, and I regret that there was no one to save these unfortunate people.

Certainly I mean no criticism or judgment of the group affected by this horror, but it does reinforce the traditional saying “If I am not for myself, then who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, then what am I? And if not now, when?”

Less colorful, but no less appropriate, advice,

“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

Heathen’s Greetings!

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Well, it’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens, among many other places, so I will probably be doing more eating and drinking than actual blogging. Maybe Dad will take some nice snapshots with the digital camera I was going to buy him as present before he went out and bought it first.  He probably won’t be reading this blog entry so I can tell you what he is getting instead of a camera by pressing this spoiler link: Spoiler! Mom assuredly won’t be reading it, thus she can have a spoiler, too. My brother might read it so if you are my brother don’t click this link.

Claire & I have vowed not to exchange gifts between ourselves, instead we gave a tad extra to our regular chosen charities, Kiva, CCF, and KfaS.  Plus, held onto what we could with the dream of a new house still in mind.

If my family does anything that is really wacky I will try to get photos or video to preserve whatever it is for posterity. How cool is it that one of my fondest memories of past holiday seasons was going out into the woods on the farm and using rifles to shoot mistletoe out of the treetops for use in decoration? You know, if the rain lets up tomorrow I may well go try that again.

Our unique family characters have also spawned a few tactical action plans in case someone snaps. Email me if you want the juicy details on that.

If you are reading this from someplace hot and sandy and it is NOT on a beach, enjoy as best you can knowing that we, and I think I speak for all my friends and family, are hoping for your safe and speedy return home. If you are on a beach having fun feel free to bugger off.

Happy Holidays to everyone from all of us here at Xspectre8 and the Fauquinae Ranch!

Why? Just ’cause!

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Today marks the 19th anniversary of the United States of America’s invasion of Panama, ostensibly to safeguard the American citizens living there, maintain the neutrality of the Panama Canal, and disrupt the trafficing of illegal drugs.

Maybe it was a good excuse to try out some new military hardware. Operation: Just Cause saw the first combat operations for the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter, the HMMWV (Humvee), and the F-117A Night Hawk stealth attack aircraft.

Seriously, one of the most compelling stories is that of Operation: Acid Gambit, the action taken by American Special Forces to rescue Kurt Muse, an American citizen who was arrested for broadcasting anti-Noriega programing via covert radio stations. If military history is you king of thing, read up on it.

Sad day for Sci-Fi geeks everywhere

Friday, December 19th, 2008

She had a 50 year career in show biz and I never heard a bad thing about her. At least she got her work on the newest “Trek” behind her thus leaving a solid legacy on the franchise.

Majel Roddenberry, widow of ‘Trek’ creator, dies

LOS ANGELES – Majel Barrett Roddenberry, “Star Trek” creator Gene Roddenberry’s widow who nurtured the legacy of the seminal science fiction TV series after his death, has died. She was 76. Roddenberry died of leukemia Thursday morning at her home in Bel-Air, said Sean Rossall, a family spokesman.

At Roddenberry’s side were family friends and her son, Eugene Roddenberry Jr.

Roddenberry was involved in the “Star Trek” universe for more than four decades. She played the dark-haired Number One in the original pilot but metamorphosed into the blond, miniskirted Nurse Christine Chapel in the original 1966-69 show. She had smaller roles in all five of its television successors and many of the “Star Trek” movie incarnations, although she had little involvement in the productions.

She frequently was the voice of the ship’s computer, and about two weeks ago she completed the same role for the upcoming J.J. Abrams movieStar Trek,” Rossall said.

Roddenberry also helped keep the franchise alive by inspiring fans and attended a major “Star Trek” convention each year, Rossall said.

“I think `Star Trek’ will always be her legacy,” Rossall said.

“Star Trek” and its successors often focused on political and philosophical issues of the day. Roddenberry and her husband, who died in 1991, believed in creating “thoughtful entertainment” and were proud of the show and the passionate devotion of its fans, Rossall said.

“My mother truly acknowledged and appreciated the fact that `Star Trek’ fans played a vital role in keeping the Roddenberry dream alive for the past 42 years. It was her love for the fans, and their love in return, that kept her going for so long after my father passed away,” her son said in a statement on the official Roddenberry Web site.

Born Majel Lee Hudec on Feb. 23, 1932, in Cleveland, she began taking acting classes as a child. She had some stage roles, then in the late 1950s and 1960s had bit parts in a few movies and small roles in TV series, including “Leave It to Beaver” and “Bonanza.”

She met her husband in 1964 during a guest role for a Marine Corps drama he produced called “The Lieutenant.” That same year, she was cast in the pilot for the “Star Trek” series as the no-nonsense second-in-command. The pilot did not appeal to NBC executives and a second pilot was made, although parts of the original later showed up in a two-part episode called “The Menagerie.”

The couple married in Japan in 1969 after “Star Trek” was canceled. After her husband’s death, Roddenberry continued her involvement with the “Star Trek” franchise.

She also was the executive producer for two other TV science fiction series, “Andromeda” and “Earth: Final Conflict.”

Third Chance

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Worldly wise scrapper that he is, our littlest dog Chance has pulled through and is home with us again. The vets say it may have been HGE, but still suspect poisoning because of some unusual symptoms he presented. The poor little guy is obviously in a lot of pain. He shows no interest in food, but is drinking water and eating small portions of bland diet canned food if Claire & I coax him. We still have to keep a very close eye on him because this may not be over quite yet.

On other fronts…

Mom is home and doing as well as can be expected. Dad seems in better shape now that he is sleeping in his own bed and knows that the sitters we have arranged to care for Mom several days a week will give him a much needed break.

After a new round of problems with my own health, my new doctor ordered a battery of tests to try and pin down what is going on in my bod. The nurse called today with the results. Once again (and I really love this line) they were “abnormal but not diagnostic.” He has referred me to a specialist, an endocrinologist to be specific. Yep, on top of my wacky blood pressure I may be developing diabetes.

No more cake for me.

p.s. – If you have tried to call over the last few days I’ve been having phone trouble. Text messages work and I check email often. Alternately, you can try my parents’ number.

Reckoning

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Yesterday evening our dog Chance was struck ill out of the blue. They symptoms are classic for the ingestion of an anticoagulant rat poison such as Warfarin. Our dogs are indoor pets, they go out into a fenced yard several time per day and never, ever roam freely. While this incident might have an innocent explanation it is much more likely that he was intentionally poisoned.

He is hospitalized with severe internal hemorrhaging and a host of physical and neurological symptoms. It is unlikely that he will survive.

Maybe it was our neighbors who illegally burn tires. Alternately, it may have been our other neighbors who let their dogs run loose and chase our livestock. Both sets have caused conflicts with us. Frequent readers know me well enough confirm this truth: I will go out of my way to avoid a problem with others, but once provoked I will not hesitate to unleash a reckoning.

When it rains…

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

The last couple of days it has been pouring here, literally & figuratively. Six inches of standing water covers every low spot on the farm and any place in Covington that can flood has. On the figurative tip, my Mom got kicked out of the Nursing Home today, just shy of two weeks of in-patient care. Theories as to why abound, but nobody has the exact reason pinned down. She was admitted with a pressure ulcer which would give the facility a nifty ding on their record had she been evaluated next week. Her insurance said that they would not cover her for any more days without stating why, and my parents cannot afford to private pay for that bed.

Personally, I think she was just raising too much hell with the other inmates. Mom is functioning very highly and only has trouble with mobility and diet/nutrition. The majority of the other patients seem to have severe dementia. She did not fit in well from the very start. On Mom’s very first night another little old lady threatened her with a beating. When Mom asked me & my Dad what she should do if it happened again, I asked her to point the whorebag out to me because I ain’t above kicking some old bitch’s ass if she hits my Mom. Blee dat!

Seriously though, with Dad visiting daily and me & her friends visiting often and randomly, the staff was feeling some pressure to perform. My brother & I ask a lot (a LOT) of very technical questions of the staff beyond the scope of their pat lines of bullshit that are regularly fed to the families of other residents. I personally think we were just too much liability for them to stomach when there is undoubtedly a waiting list of tortured souls who will just lie in a bed and suffer in silence without family & friends as advocates.

So, Mom is home again, under oxygen and weighed down with prescription meds (eleven that I recall). Dad is functioning well under the stress, Claire & I are ready to pitch in when/how they will allow us, and she has no shortage of calls and letters of support thus far.

Homehealth nurses will check on her for a few days, but that will be short lived, again thanks to insurance limitations.

Sonja B. -recent nursing school grad that she is (congrats on that, by the way!)- is going to come by and help with the stuff that requires a skillset. I might do OK for some simple or acute problems, but there is no substitute for actual fancy book learnin’

Blogging might be sporadic for me until things get ironed out. If I am to be doing a lot of caregiving, I will probably bring the laptop along and do a lot of it. If I am running back-and-forth, not so much. Hopefully, freetime will be abundant because I have not felt like nor had much time to enjoy the new World of Warcraft expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, which looks fab.

…and, to top it off  we may get snow tonight!

Pendulum Swings

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Still feeling like crap, all we’ve done today is lie around and watch movies. In a dizzying arc of quality, we started off with Cool as Ice and ended with To Kill a Mockingbird. There were other movies & TV programs that servered as a buffer otherwise the shock of seeing those back-to-back night induce a seizure.

Day Off

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Your intrepid blogger is going to stay in bed all day. Both Claire & I have picked up colds, most likely from the nursing home, despite our fastidious habits including, but not limited to, hand sanitizer and clothes washing.

There are still quite a few things I need to be doing to get the farm ready for very cold weather, but they will have to wait. Instead I plan on catching up on the movies and audiobooks I have accumulated. Among them is World War Z. If you have not read it, please do. It’s a fine book, soon to be made into a major motion picture, and will get your head right for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

…and yes, there WILL be a zombie apocalypse.

More Security Theatre

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

While I have never had the opportunity to travel through LAX I have been through many large airports and have observed how ridiculous security is. Now add this gem of a news story to my already low opinion of airport, the TSA and humanity in general and I feel even less like leaving my house.

LAX Tops Nation In Stolen, Missing Luggage Items

When you pack your bags for a flight, you expect your belongings to be there when you arrive at your destination. But an exclusive investigation by CBS 2′s David Goldstein found that is not always the case. In fact, LAX topped the list of airports for items being reported stolen or missing from luggage!

Where is the security theatre you ask? Why it is a bit further down the page.

there are organized rings of thieves, who identify valuables in your checked luggage by looking at the TSA x-ray screens, then communicate with baggage handlers by text or cell phone, telling them exactly what to look for.

“This is a laptop here, VCR here and it’s located in this area of the bag. Here’s the color of the bag. They give them all the information they need to know.”

Sweet! Good to see my tax dollars are hard at work for someone. But, I should not be so quick to judge. It really is for my own good, because I’m the one who has not been vetted to be in the airport every day and ….. LOOK OUT! TERRORIST! RUN! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!