Archive for February, 2009

Wild Weather

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Back in the day Claire and I were standing in line at a grocery store and both caught a memorable headline on that week’s edition of my all time favorite tabloid, The Weekly World News. In large type was written “The weather is out of control!” I dare you to argue with that. Man, I miss that rag. The online edition does nothing for me.

Why do I bring this up? Yesterday we had thunderstorms and 2 inches of rain. Today at 13:00hr it was 71 degrees fahrenheit and sunny enough that I was wearing sunglasses and a hat. Right now, 20:38hr, it is 38 degrees outside and snowing like a sonuvabeech. Local meatyurologists say we may have two or more inches of snow by 18:00hr tomorrow. The weather is, without a doubt, out of control.

This is Only a Test

Friday, February 27th, 2009

First off, it seems I may have made some progress on my internet problem since it is working better now. If I confirm the solution I will pass the information along since it might also affect some of you, dear readers. If I am correct it will be a forehead slapping situation.

The weather has taken quite a turn for the worse. A strong and gusty wind is blowing out of the South and bringing cold air with it. Since it was warm and damp here all day this is a recipe for thunderstorms, possibly tornadoes. I have the collar & ID on the dog, my bug-out bag stocked, personal gear & clothing sorted, cell phone charged, and everything outside secured as best I could.

The new weather radio/base station is working perfectly and is a perfect companion to the new GMRS handheld units I recently bought to replace the old FRS walkie-talkies we were using on the farm. These also have the NOAA Weather Alert feature and just plain work better than the old ones. One wonders how such excellent gear can be had for so little money.

If there is interest in such topics as the contents of my bug-out bag, choices of gear or emergency planning in general just say the word and I’ll type something up. Recently, while sitting vigil at the hospital as my dad was having surgery, I had an enjoyable conversation with a few of my relatives and some of their friends on the subject of preparedness and was amazed that none of them, not a single individual, had any sort of plan in place. That makes me the strange one I suppose, but the thought of not being ready for even a basic power outage makes me feel sort of queasy.

I wish someone had recorded the scene as I described and demonstrated the basic contents of my daypack there in the waiting room. They seemed skepical of my claim that I could live comfortably out of the bag I carry with me everywhere for at least three days, so a demonstration was in order. It was, I must admit, probably quite comic and has forever cemented my role as the “strange relative” that everyone has.

They’d freak out if they knew what I had in my really big bag.

Survivorman

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

No, I don’t mean Les Stroud. I mean me. So far I have not died of radiation sickness or mutated into a giant ant. That’s the good news. The bad news is that the testing did not reveal anything the doctors can act on, so it was all in vain. Well, that is not exactly true since learning what something is not is almost as important as learning what something is. Still, it does seem like a colossal waste of time and money. I feel I should get a prize like you would if the guy at the fair can’t guess your weight.

Yesterday was spent sulking and watching television until I remembered there was a comet visiting our night sky. That got me up and moving so I could get all my gear set up to find it. The expedition met with limited success. I did find the comet, named Lulin, and got a good look at it, but I couldn’t get my telescope base working properly thus was unable to put any real magnification on it. Thankfully, the internets are full of high quality images taken by the pros. It is an awesome sight.

Technical Difficulties

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Some unknown factor is making our normally sub-standard internet connection essentially unusable. Simple web page requests are timing out, so I can forget blogging more than the simplest ideas because I can’t even get hyperlinks to work. The timing sucks because I totally and absolutely do not feel like screwing around with troubleshooting a complex network issue. Thus, I am going to vegetate in front of the TV machine for a while.*

*possibly days or weeks

Perspective

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Are you having a bad day? The odds are good that you may be, so please allow me to toss some perspective your way. I thought my day sucked when I got up this morning feeling like hammered owl shit. Once again I had been awakened by a splitting headache and could not get back to sleep. It was cold outside when I went to feed and water the livestock, and that always makes my joints hurt worse. To make a stab at raising my spirits I decided to whip up some breakfast with the left over T-bone steak Dad grilled for us yesterday and two of the fresh eggs I just gathered. I wrecked it. The skillet was too hot and burned everything, but I held my nose and ate it anyway.

Afterward, I got to my medical routine out of the way. My blood pressure was high since I was coming off one of my “episodes” but my blood sugar was good. Like a good patient I swallowed my pills, flipped on the TV and sat down to check my email. That’s when it hit me. It is February 23.

Sixty four years ago today a hell of a lot of highly motivated individuals were doing their dead level best to kill my Grandfather, my Great Uncle and all their compatriots.

This particular  World War II battle had been going on for almost a week already, as the United States Marine Corps was trying to capture an island in the Pacific named Iwo Jima. Taken on this day was the iconic photograph of five Marines and a Navy corpsman raising the American flag atop Mount Suribachi.

That in mind, I have decided to secure my bitching, enjoy three good hot meals today, and be happy that an entire empire is not trying to kill or enslave me.

Hot Shot

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

At this moment I a probably the most radioactive person that any of you know. There is enough Iodine 123 in my body that I am supposed to flush the toilet twice after I use it so my spouse is not exposed to too much Gamma radiation. Spooky! I have been taking doses of SSKI so my own thyroid doesn’t take too much abuse either, and that has to continue for a few days still.

This is all part of the master plan to figure out what is causing my episodes of malignant hypertension. This is the final test, an MIBG scintiscan, which looks for a couple of tumor types that can be the root of such troubles. One is a pheochromocytoma. That one isn’t so bad because a surgeon can just carve it out, but they can be a bitch to locate. The other possibility is a neuroblastoma. Those bastards are tricky, unpredictable and can fucking kill you in particularly nasty ways. Guess which one I’m rooting for.

Until the Gamma radiation is all flushed out of my system, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Parthian Volley

Monday, February 16th, 2009

This will likely be the last thing I write about the crap pulled by the Commercial Appeal a while back. It is obvious that the staff of the paper are disingenuous and self-righteous about the issue as you will see in the latest (and probably final) statement by the editors on the matter.

Inside the Newsroom: Case for gun-permit listings trumps emotional opposition

By Chris Peck

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Misunderstandings with people who carry guns can turn ugly.

This past week it has been ugly at the newspaper, after passionate gun owners latched onto three very wrong ideas about why The Commercial Appeal’s Web site now lists all those in Tennessee who have a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

– Wrong idea No. 1: The newspaper is against the Second Amendment that gives Americans the right to keep and bear arms.

– Wrong idea No. 2: The newspaper is invading people’s privacy by posting the permit-to-carry-guns list on its Web site.

– Wrong idea No. 3: Posting the list is empowering criminals.

The Tennessee Firearms Association and others have fanned the frenzy against our Web site posting of the permit-to-carry list. Pro-gun groups orchestrated a protest campaign that has spread nationwide. By late last week, Commercial Appeal executives were receiving as many as 600 e-mails a day, along with dozens of phone calls at home, at work and on their cell phones. Maps to their houses, with ominous warnings, had been posted online.

Our crime? Putting up a Web-only database that allows people to search by name or ZIP code for those who have a permit to carry a concealed weapon in Tennessee. The list came from the Tennessee Department of Safety and is available to anyone who wants it, simply by contacting the agency’s office. The state of Tennessee, to this point, has decided that the right to carry a concealed weapon comes with the responsibility of agreeing to have a public record of who is packing…

The rest can be had here.

Be sure to check out the comments section. Well, that is the comments that the moderators of the site allow to be posted. It seems they were editing posts they objected to, not for violating rules for posting, but because they didn’t agree with what the post’s author wrote. Evidence of that can be seen here and here. That’s pretty low. The only thing I will delete or edit on my blog is spam or clearly unlawful. Feel free to criticize me to your heart’s content. I’ll approve it.

In Peck’s article on the controversy quoted above he fails to mention that his organization did, indeed, post the full name, street address, and birthday in their database search results and only changed the fields after public outcry pressured them into it.

The arguments the CA makes in favor are just trite. The writing has a bias that shines through. They equate guns with violence and insinuate that anyone who has a gun in dangerous. Anyone who objects to what they have done is obviously fearful and paranoid.

Here’s a good one: “Think about it for a minute. Many, if not most, households in Memphis possess a firearm. So you don’t really need a list to find a house with a gun.” Yeah, none of us have put any thought into the matter. What fools we are! <insert eyeroll here> You may not need a list, but it sure might help! Besides, it was not simply property crimes I had in mind being assisted by the easy access to permit data. Let me ask you a couple of questions. Why can’t I go to the state website and run tag numbers off automobiles to get the owner information? Why is access to drivers’ license data restricted to law enforcement? Clue me in, boss. People who got a handgun permit went through a hell of a lot more trouble and expense than they did to get tags for their car and a license to drive, so why isn’t it easier to get that information?

As for the point that “If it’s not The Commercial Appeal doing this, then it will be Google or a hundred Web sites,” does that mean that since my car is inevitably going to get a door ding in a parking lot I should just go ahead and do it myself, now? My answer to both is the same. I do not want either to happen so I am going to do what I can to make sure they do not.

It may seem like a nitpick, but what really irks me is something simple. Everything they have written about the permits refers to them as CONCEALED carry permits. You can stare at the card you must have on your person along with your hog leg until your eyes implode and you will not see the word CONCEALED anywhere on it. It is a Handgun Carry Permit. So much for in depth journalism.

In a cheap stunt to rustle up some buzz the Editors of the Commercial Appeal seem to have confused their job with those of law enforcement and good parents. They don’t understand that just because you can do something doesn’t mean that you should. And, I have given them and their dying media far too much attention already. My complaints and concerns have now been registered with everyone I feel needed to know. Thus, with these parting shots, I end my participation until somebody puts it in my face again.

Good day, sir!

Alternative Me

Friday, February 13th, 2009

To demonstrate that I’m not totally consumed by outrage and depression I will let you peek into what makes me inwardly smile throughout the day. That is looking forward to movies like this:

Big Man Japan

Chocolate

I do loves me some offbeat films. Picture my glee when I heard that Samuel L. Jackson may re-make The Last Dragon. I’m serious. Sho ‘Nuff! Life is pretty good.

Ripples

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

It seems that I’m not the only person bent out of shape about the antics of the Memphis news rag. The local TV stations are starting to get in on the story. Please note the reply from the CA to the TV reporter’s inquires, or more accurately their lack of response.

Gun Owners Outraged by Commercial Appeal List

MEMPHIS, TN (WMC-TV) – Some Mid-South gun owners our outraged over a website that lists handgun carry permits, claiming the site gives away too much personal information.

Tom Givens, who runs the Range Master pistol range, said the database, published by the Commercial Appeal, has many of his clients upset.

“First, its an invasion of privacy,” Givens said.

Using the database, a visitor to the website can look up the name of anyone who has a permit to carry a hand gun in the state of Tennessee.  Information listed includes the owner’s year of birth, along with his or her city, state, and zip code of residence.

Givens said his phone has been ringing off the hook from clients upset about their personal information being so accessible.

“By publishing this database your employers, your co-workers, church members, even relatives that may not know you have a permit, now know that you’ve got one,” he said.

The Commercial Appeal purchased the permit information from the Tennessee’s Department of Safety.  Thursday, a department spokesman said his office has been flooded with angry calls and e-mails from permit owners.

In response to that criticism, the Department of Safety issued a statement that said the information is a matter of “public record” and Commercial Appeal is not breaking any laws by releasing the information.

However, the department spokesman added, he feels it’s questionable for the Commercial Appeal to make the gun permit information available in the way the newspaper has.

A spokesperson for the Commercial Appeal has not yet commented for this story.

I appreciate them looking into this as well. Maybe the TeeVee folk can toss bigger stones in the pond. My snide comments, blog posting, calls & emails don’t seem to be doing much outside of my normal sphere of influence.

Normally, I get a 100% “anti” vibe from media with regards to firearms, but the WMCTV website actually has a good writeup on the Use of Deadly Force. It is good to be pleasantly surprised for a change.

Letter to the Editors #1

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Dear editors of the Memphis Commercial Appeal,

I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all the hard work you put into the recent addition to the online version of your newspaper. It has saved me much time and hassle. You see, a few months ago my whore of a wife ran out on me and I had been unable to find her ass. It figures she would be such a scared little chickenshit that she’d get a gun permit just because I had threatened to beat her face in if she left me and I tracked her down like I swore I would. Sure enough, she was right there in the state’s database! I know it’s really her because even the birthday is right. Once I plugged the info into Yahoo’s people finder and Google Maps I was in business. Now when she gets home from work tonight she will be in for one hell of a surprise!

…and I couldn’t have done it without you. Thanks a million!

Facetiously yours,

A. Potential Murderer