Archive for March, 2009

Eeek! onomics

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

The economy of the United States of America monopolizes the national as well as local news and casual conversation everywhere I turn, so I might was well put some of my thoughts out there.

My political leanings fall somewhere betwixt libertarian, capital “L” Libertarian and total anarchy with heavy doses of States’ Rights and Individual Rights in the mix. While I don’t profess enough economic knowledge to introduce a solution to the USA’s economic status, I do feel that massive infusions of borrowed money will not work as predicted. Although it will be painful for nearly everyone there are institutions and individuals that need fail and hopefully teach those who participated in the failures a valuable lesson, unfortunately the hard way.

People toss around the phrase “too big to fail” all the time. I’m uncertain of exactly what it means, but if I’m right in my assessment I don’t agree with it.

On the topic of our domestic auto industry, that’s easy. There has been no American vehicle I’ve wanted to buy in 25 years. Well, Pontiac had one recently, the new GTO circa 2001-2006, but it was made by the Australian arm of GM where it went by the name Holden (or Vauxhall) Monaro. When the European car enthusiasts on TV and print media criticize your fit & finish , styling, and reliability you KNOW you are doing something very, very wrong. We’ve toyed with the idea of buying a Ford work truck, but our past experience with their business practices were so negative that it is out of the question. Looks like a used pickup is in our future.

With regards to our nation’s  property value and foreclosure problem, my wife & I are, in general, much more experienced and savvy in business matters than a large percentage of the population. Claire and I, in each and every home purchase with which we have been involved, have been pressured to buy more house than we wanted or needed. The lending officers would use lines like “don’t buy the house you feel you need now. Think about what you will want in the future!” We didn’t fall for it, but I can see where such tactics can, and obviously do, work. While it is true that buyers should take part of the blame for getting in over their heads, unscrupulous predatory lenders are at the root of this mortgage crisis.

My favorite outright lie told to us by a loan officer was the following one. We told him, eye-to-eye, that the reason we were choosing his bank for our loan was his assurance that our loan would not be sold so we could have the ability to handle payments at local branches in Knoxville. We made exactly one single payment to First Tennessee Bank before they sold it to Chemical Bank. Obviously, that loan officer was either totally incompetent or was a bold faced liar. I have no reason to doubt it would be different elsewhere.

Screw Laughter

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

…Dilaudid is the best medicine.

Not surprisingly I just got out of the hospital, a place I have spent far too many hours over the last couple of years because of my parents’ ill health. This evening was all mine for a change. We had a nice afternoon at my parents’ house celebrating my Mom’s 67th birthday. I knew something was off first thing this morning because I had no appetite or thirst when I awoke. My routine usually includes the consumption of 500mL of water every two to three hours. Today I wanted none at all and forced myself to down 250mL when I took my morning pill meal.

Things took a turn for the worse about 14:00hr when I began to experience some lower abdominal pain. By 15:00 it was excruciating. At 16:00 I was totally incapacitated by pain & nausea, so Claire hauled me to the local hospital. After a literally agonizing hour long wait I was started on IV fluids (was quite dehydrated due to the lack of fluid intake and excessive yakking), given medications for nausea and pain, then stashed into a quiet corner. Soon after that I had an abdominal CT that located a kidney stone on my right side. They knew I was in the hurt locker when a full syringe of Dilaudid served only to make me drowsy for around ten minutes after which I was again writhing and moaning on my stretcher, At 21:00 I had eased enough for them to feel comfortable releasing me. The doctor I saw didn’t have much advice for follow-up or prevention. Claire explained my excellent diet and comparatively healthy lifestyle. The saw-bones shrugged his shoulders and commiserated that he also has frequently recurring kidney stones and has found no alterations in diet or habits to prevent them. The common culprits are sugary foods/drinks, caffeine and tea – basically anything with calcium, phosphates, or oxalates. Some unlucky bastards just inherit the problem without jack to do for it or about it. Place your bets.

The good news is that my blood pressure and heart rate remained at acceptable, actually quite good, levels despite the stress created by the pain of the stone.

Well, I’m exhausted, moderately stoned on opiates and ready to crash. If I’m quiet for a few days consider equal parts technical and medical. Thanks for reading and checking in. Have a great weekend.

I sense a great disturbance in The Internets

Friday, March 27th, 2009

We have no idea what is going on with our current EVDO internets access, but it is making online life hard. By adjusting timeouts to minutes rather than seconds I can get to my blog and the new forum, but it is torturously slow. The good news is that if we hold out until April 8th our new DSL broadband connection should be installed.

And there will be much rejoicing.

“Mr Watson — Come here —I want to see you”

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

The telephone is a magnificent invention without a doubt, but there are times when it is more trouble than it is worth. My most recent example is an ongoing technical problem at our house near Gatlinburg. Ever since we had some repairs and remodeling done a while back half of the phone jacks in the house stopped working. The ones that did work had horrible static on the line. When it rains the static is so bad that the phone is essentially unusable. The contractor who screwed it up in the first place worked for two days trying to fix it without success. We finally got tired of them and sent them packing. Phone company technicians refuse to fix it under the wire maintenance policy because someone else broke it and will only re-wire the entire house which would run well over $250. Screw that. On top of all this the minimum monthly fee we can get here is about $46, and that is with no special features like Caller ID.

Normally, I’d just punt the land line and use our nifty new cell phones, but due to our location, in a valley between two mountains, cellular reception is not reliable.

Thinking of alternatives I ran across Vonage, a VoIP telephone service that uses your home’s broadband internet connection to make and receive phone calls instead Bellsouth‘s copper wire-on-a-pole infrastructure. We have a Comcast cable modem up here, and -although the cable TV quality sucks greatly- that service is very fast with nearly bulletproof reliability.

I picked up a Vonage self-installation kit today and within 20 minutes had a dial tone. They are going to port over our existing phone number within a couple of days, thus giving us free domestic long distance and more calling features than I ever knew existed. The kicker is that the monthly fee is about $13 cheaper than our old no-frills Bellsouth plan.

If it continues to go as smoothly as it has until now then I feel we are making out like bandits.

Wait a minute

Friday, March 20th, 2009

I can’t get solar panels on my house, but they get installed flawlessly in space. It’s almost as if NASA has greater resources and isn’t hamstrung by TVA.

Space station’s new solar wings open easily

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — Astronauts successfully unfurled the newly installed solar wings at the international space station Friday, a nerve-racking procedure that went exceedingly well.

To NASA’s relief, both wings went out smoothly, one at a time. Nothing hung up, and none of the panels stuck together.

The wings stretched more than 240 feet, a glistening golden hue in the sunlight and a dazzling sight for the astronauts and others involved.

The work was a highlight of shuttle Discovery’s mission. Completed 220 miles above Earth, the new panels are the final pair of electricity-generating wings and should boost the amount of science research at the orbiting outpost.

“Great work, guys,” Mission Control told the astronauts. “We’ve got a whole bunch of happy people down here,”

The 10 astronauts were urged to celebrate.

On a brighter note, literally, the International Space Station will soon be the second brightest object in the night sky, second only to the full Moon. Read up on that at Universe Today. That is amazing to me because I watch the ISS fly by frequently and it was pretty bright already.

Bored, yet talented, people

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

If you ever get bored jump onto the YouTubes and see how many different remixes of Jay Z‘s hit 99 Problems you can find. The most interesting choices I’ve found so far are the ones that set Mr. Z’s lyrics to Cyndi Lauper‘s Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Shout by Tears for Fears. Yikes.

Fear not. It can be an audio adventure that reveals to you precious gems like the N-Trance remix of Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees.

Clean Getaway

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

If you have sought me out in my normal habitat you will have come up empty as I have retreated to our mountain hideaway for a few days of R&R. The weather has been very nice here, sunny and warm during daylight hours with temperatures in the evening cool enough to make a fire desireable. . A little rain may be blowing in tonight, but that will make sleeping out on the back porch more enjoyable.

Electronic Security Theatre on the Go

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Here is my latest gripe about security, or lack thereof. It will not be my last, but just be glad I’m giving airports a rest.

I missed my old smart phone so very much, and Claire found a very reasonably cellular plan that would get me back into a new phone with a good keyboard and all the bells & whistles that my current crappy phone lacks. Now I’m switched over and just waiting on AT&T to release the number old number to the new carrier. Making the switch between cellular companies was an all day affair. Credo was friendly and most helpful. The problem was with -and I know this will be a shock- AT&T.  Here is how retarded their system is:
Credo wanted a vKey to authorize the transaction. Well, I’ll have you know that AT&T does not use such pedestrian terms as vKeys so they were totally thrown off balance. They use “account numbers.” Damn my eyes for such ignorance!
To access the account number I needed my 4-digit “Personal Identification Number Number” or “PIN Number” to you unwashed barbarian hordes out there. Since I have always paid that phone bill using their handy paperless recurring automated debit system, I had never set a PINN.
Here is the hilarious and frightening part: I had to set up a PINN while on the phone with the AT&T Customer Service Department of Redundancy Department, then -while still on the same call with the same customer service person- use the PINN I had just created to allow them to release the information to me.
To summarize, a perfect stranger called AT&T, gave them my mailing address, jumped through some hoops, and walked away with the information needed to move my cell phone to another company. Now that there is some ole fashioned security, boys! Truly, I am boggled with disbelief.

Yikes. Busy week

Friday, March 13th, 2009

How sad is it that I learned as much about the origins of our current economic mess by watching that Mad Money host Jim Cramer dude on The Daily Show than I had by watching the network news every night? I’d hardly heard of that guy before he had a cameo in Iron Man.

On a more sour-er note, I’m feeling really bad about wishing the zany mad-cap TapouT Crew would kill themselves now that one of them sort of did. Ouch. That company and Charles Lewis Jr. in particular did a lot for the only non-shooting sport I follow, Mixed Martial Arts. To the rest of the TapouT Crew, sorry for your loss and try not to get yourselves perished. But, I still hate that fucking TV show.

In other bombshell news, Ken Shamrock pissed dirty after his first win in four years. So the Hall of Famer, formerly World’s Most Dangerous Man, has to take massive amounts of steroids to beat an obese man who would probably have just died by moving around for fifteen minutes anyway. If you want to see something funny and predictable yet still involving MMA watch Bully Beatdown on MTV. As it is on MTV it will probably feature very little music but is hosted by the always amusing Mayhem Miller.

Advice for a Journalist

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Seymour Hersh, please stop smoking stuff you rolled yourself while binge watching “The Unit” DVDs and playing Rainbow Six then typing up stuff to be published. Oh, and type JSOC into Google.

Feel free to add to my knowledge of the Joint Special Operations Command, but it’s existence is far from a shock to me and most people I know. I don’t profess any exhaustive knowledge of the command’s operations or inner workings, but it is pretty far from a shadowy organization conducting rogue operations answerable to no one. Color me hawkish, but I favor the idea of having  quick quiet and competent units to take care of business that isn’t well suited to the glacial pace of standard military operations and the overwhelming force it can project.

Bah, it’s too late and I’m too sleepy to pursue this train of thought. More later