Archive for April, 2009

Life 2.0: The ReckoNINg

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Forgive me if I’ve mentioned this before, but one of the positive changes I’ve made in my life recently was a determination to listen to music at some point every day. I put no limit on what, how, or how long; I just take some time every day and listen to at least one song or watch one video at a minimum. The stuff that I forgot I liked has started to resurface in my memory. A long time ago I was a huge fan of Nine Inch Nails. Who knew? Well, if you knew me in the very late 80′s or early 90′s you probably remember that my Hip Hop phase was transitioning into my Industrial Music phase that eventually turned into a World Music phase. Given that information, it makes sense.

I have repeated the same transition compressed into the previous three weeks thanks to our new broadband internet access. Please allow me to share.

Movie Night

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

When Claire gets home and starts feeling well enough, I want to have a Pandemic Movie Night. Not sure we could watch the whole thing, but I’m showing Steven King’s   television  mini-series adaptation of The Stand. Since we will probably be trapped in our homes it is a good selection as it is over six hours long. If you are unfamiliar there is a synopsis here. Don’t click that if you want to be surprised.

Sincerely yours,

The Trashcan Man

Never a Dull moment

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Claire was having a blast visiting with our friends Susan & Doug in Atlanta. Until, early this morning, that is. After suffering increasingly severe abdominal pain she was taken the the a hospital in Atlanta where doctors determined the pain was appendicitis. A few hours later this morning she was being prepped for laparoscopic appendectomy. Susan is with her at the hospital, and Doug is keeping me updated by phone. They are cool like that.

And to think I was afraid she’d get a tattoo. I’d dash down if it meant we wouldn’t have two cars in GA and if I did not have to feed 26 hungry animals.

I am not planning on leaving the house today, so will be around as information clearinghouse, with one small hitch. The respiratory crud I have been fighting has settled in my throat and I can barely speak above a whisper. So, if you don’t mind, please email, post or text message any questions you have.

Expect updates as I get them.

Where is My Comet?

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

At least once a week I read or hear something that just makes me wish the inevitable planet-killing comet strike would get a move on. It’s time.

Study: Not Everyone in on Colbert’s Joke

(MYFOX NATIONAL) – A study from Ohio State University found that many people who self-identify as political conservatives believe that Stephen Colbert, who satirizes conservative pundits on his Comedy Central series “The Colbert Report,” is himself a conservative using satire to make conservative points, the Huffington Post reports .

The study, titled “The Irony of Satire,” found that people’s political ideology influences how they interpret ambiguous political messages like deadpan political satire. In the study, which polled 332 people, conservatives were more likely to believe that Colbert dislikes liberalism and that he “pretends to be joking” on “The Colbert Report.” The study found no significant difference between conservatives and liberals in whether or not they found Colbert to be funny.

Colbert identifies himself politically as a Democrat, according to an interview with Entertainment Weekly . In another interview with the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard Institute of Politics , Colbert said he has “no problems with Republicans, just Republican policies.”

It. Is. A. TV. Show. On. Comedy. Central. Dammit.

I can hardly wait for the new documentary Angels & Demons!

Kiwi News

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I had another topic to write about this afternoon, but I just found out that our favorite expatriate Registered Nurse will not only be returning to the United States o’ America from New Zealand, but living mere minutes away from this very farm. Granted it is a lot of minutes, but that is much better than a lot of hours or even Time Zones. Hell, even International Date Lines!

Happy Days!

Interesting and Important Stuff

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

The ongoing quest for a worthwhile project that is not farm related has new & exciting material. I have started a thread on the private forum which you can get to by clickee clickee HERE. That assumes you have registered and been approved.

Oh, while I’m on that subject I got a curious email requesting a username but I didn’t recognize the address nor have I gotten a response to my reply asking for the person’s real name. If you have a spouse or friend trying to sign up, please just shoot me a message with some personal details so I know who it is. If it was a spam bot it was a very crafty one.

The other thing I have rattling around in my skull is a desire to go back to school or at least improve my skill set. Some of you may know that for several years I was a certified Emergeny Medical Technician, or an EMT. After I complete the basic course, I continued the clinical time and course material to expand my capabilities first to EMT Intermediate (EMT-I) then added the Wilderness module which encompassed backcountry Search & Rescue and care for patients who were more than an hour away from a hospital or other definative medical care. That was pretty cool by my standards.

Now there is coming a new EMT training module, the EMT Tactical. This marries two things I am pretty good at, practicing emergency medicine in unusual places with unusual complications and shooting.  EMT-T addresses the problems facing medics in dangerous mass casualty situations such as Active Shooters. Instead if waiting outside the perimeter until the area is secure an EMT-T can go into a threat area with the law enforcement or security entry teams because that specific training  allows them to defend themselves or others, address threats directly and attend to casualties. Could that be more tailor made for me?

As long as there is no stringent physical fitness requirement I should be good for it. My strength and mobility are very limited, but since my serious health issues seem under control I may attempt some exercise to build my strength and endurance. Still, even in the shape I am now I think I can out run or out fight quite a few EMTs I’ve seen around.

It is moot anyway since I’m not going to be applying to work in law enforcement ever again, and I am still struggling with reading, spatial orientation and short term memory, but it is a damned attractive skill set that I must acquire. It’s just one of my many personality quirks that make me the hit of every high society function.

Location Location Location

Monday, April 27th, 2009

When  last year I saw Air Force One fly over the farm at low level, with a fighter escort no less, I thought “Hot damn! That’s cool!” People in New York & New Jersey are a tad more sensitive to low flying jet liners, even if it is pursued by fighter aircraft. See? The Blogosphere is all a’twitter, so gods only know what Twitter is like.

Lightening Up

Monday, April 27th, 2009

All this flu news, murder & mayhem piled on top of illness had me in a bit of a funk so I went looking for fun stuff. I found what might be one of the funniest sites on the whole Intarwebs and an item I have wanted for years.

The site -Passive/Aggressive Notes

The item – Miskatonic University Class Ring

My birthday is coming up, y’know. Just sayin’…

Too Close to Home

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Well, that which I ranted about has happened again, this time closer to home.  Not our home, mind you, but that of people we dearly love.

Professor Sought in Killings

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Athens —- A lone gunman turned a flawless spring day in this normally peaceful college town into a scene of chaos and horror Saturday, killing three people and wounding two at a community theater luncheon.

Police issued a nationwide alert for University of Georgia marketing professor George M. Zinkhan III after they said he gunned down his wife and two men at the Athens Community Theatre near downtown at 12:30 p.m. and then vanished.

The university notified 25,000 students through a text alert that a killer was on the loose, and a UGA Web site identified 57-year-old Zinkhan as the suspect in the slayings, which took place less than a mile from campus.

“We watched it happen,” said Beth Kozinsky, the theater’s membership director. “We were all in shock.”

Kozinsky said the theater company was hosting a homecoming lunch Saturday for current and former members when shots rang out.

Police say Zinkhan had been at the luncheon and argued with a man before leaving the building. Witnesses told police they saw Zinkhan, holding two handguns, re-enter the building from a parking lot and shoot the first victim at close range. [continued]

The only upside to this story is that it seems to be a simple rage or revenge killing, not s true mass shooting. Still, it is bad enough. I’d rather it happen around me instead of my friends. I’m not raising a kid or contributing to society in any meaningful way, so at least I’d have a shot (pun intended) at public service by removing a tumor from our collective corpus.

Idle Hands

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

It occurred to me that this Swine flu situation, serious or not, is a damned excellent excuse to get off my ass and take care of a ton of things I have let slide over the last few months. With casual use I have allowed my First Aid kits to become depleted and their contents dispersed. We keep a good stockpile of food, but we have dipped into it here and there, throwing off the pre-planned menus. The same goes for toiletries and hygiene items. I simply need to get things back on track. A trip to Costco is in order. Anyone need us to get you stuff? I have my own ideas of what to stock up on, but good guides can be found at FluTrackers.

Wish me luck because I am going to try to convince my parents and brother to also get at least a one month stockpile of basics stored in their respective homes. I don’t know from whom I inherited my caution and paranoia. One could reasonably assume I was raised by Mormon wolves.

You can see that I am willing to keep informed on the situation and will happily distribute information to those of you who can’t invest enough time. Hit me up via phone or email, but the private forum is the nexus of all things pandemicy, plus some movie reviews. Score!

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

I love The Onion.