Archive for June, 2009

Define Irony

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

OK, maybe it is irony or maybe it is hypocrisy, but either way it is hilarious. The major donor to the New York City Atheists  group bus advertisement campaign to encourage atheists to “come out of the closet” chooses to remain anonymous.  That there is some funny shit!

Countdown with Keith Olbermann: Worst Persons in the World, Monday June 29th

China Caves on Censorship Tech

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

The infamous Green Dam project seems to have been stymied at least in the near term. Greedy Yankee Capitalist pigs responsible instead of diplomacy.

The Register – China Green Dam crumbles after protests

China has put its controversial plan to force PC manufacturers to ship filtering software in the country on ice.

Beijing announced earlier this month that all PCs shipped in the country should include Green Dam Youth Escort software to keep young Chinese safe from porn.

The plan prompted an immediate outcry, with accusations that the scheme was simply a ruse to block political content and/or create a gigantic state-mandated botnet. This was quickly followed by a second wave of outrage, as researchers claimed to have uncovered security flaws in the software as well as code filched from a US filtering firm.

Local reports today said that the government had declared, via official news agency Xinhua, that the program had been postponed. No other details – including a new launch date – were released.

While free speech advocates may have made plenty of noise over the program, a more decisive intervention may have been that of Washington last week. <cont.>

Addendum to What Happened

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Wow, I started making a comment in reply to one in the previous post, but it kind of turned into a rant of my own so I turned it into a stand alone post. My blog continues to be cathartic, thus decreasing my desire to become a spree killer.

Ted, I’m not entirely sure where you were going with a portion of your reply, but I do agree that the lax hiring standards and focus on profit over customer loyalty is killing retail sales as effectively as the “Big Box” stores have killed small, locally owned businesses. If I could buy tractor equipment online (and I might be able to) I would. As to the distinction between my previous work and vocations, I disagree. From Merriam-Webster for “Work“:

1: activity in which one exerts strength or faculties to do or perform something: a: sustained physical or mental effort to overcome obstacles and achieve an objective or result b: the labor, task, or duty that is one’s accustomed means of livelihood c: a specific task, duty, function, or assignment often being a part or phase of some larger activity

Except for the family farm, all of my previous employment has been public service of some sort or other.

As a youth, in the mornings we were up very early to drive the 9 miles to the farm to feed/water livestock. Any big non-routine jobs had to wait until Sunday or were tackled even earlier. I went to classes from 08:00 until 15:00, had to be at the store by 15:30 five days per week. I was required to stay until closing, clean up, re-stock and prep for the next day before I could leave, usually around 18:30-19:00. Saturdays went from 08:00 until 18:00. While at work I swept, mopped, lifted boxes, moved trash, handled inventory, worked the prescription counter, cash register and prepared and served food at the soda fountain. For this I was paid $1.85/hour when I started because in a family business you don’t have to pay your kids minimum wage. I started work when I was eight years old, and had to stand on a wooden Coca-Cola case to reach the register. Employees were required to perform their tasks interacting with the public with a friendly attitude and make an effort to ensure the customer was satisfied in virtually every way, even if they were total assholes. The penalty for poor service was having to listen to some customer verbally ream you, then get the same treatment later from whomever was supervising.

I fail to see how that doesn’t meet the definition of “work” because at the very minimum, when I got home, I was really freaking tired. My point with all the above ranting is that we did all that crap with a generally positive outward attitued because it was expected of us. If some customer had ever called the store to see if we had an item in stock but actually did NOT have it when they came to buy it, I would have caught unholy grief from at least two people in authority, and be expected to bow and scrape as an apology.

At some point that attitude in retail changed because it occurs even in the smaller businesses around here. Last month I needed some lumber for a project and decided to bite the increased cost to purchase materials from the nearby family owner lumber yard. One thing I needed was a half dozen pine boards 1″x3″ x6′ and twelve 1″x4″. The clerk said they only had 8ft ones in stock and asked if that was OK. I said sure, I can always cut them to length it they are too long, but don’t have a way to stretch them if they are under 6ft long.

When we get home I find they have loaded 18 1″x4″ pieces, no 1″x3″s. When I called back to ask WTF, the same clerk said, “Well, you said they could be longer so I thought it would be fine if they were an inch too wide. </facepalm> It wasn’t like the lady was twelve years old or inexperienced. She’s worked there since I was in high school. Claire can back me up on this, it happens almost every place we go. The management and staff just no longer give a damn if we are happy or not.

Is it a problem with the ratio of wages:responsibility? I have no concrete idea. My best guess is a combination of that plus heaping spoonfuls of poor training and poor social skills and lack of work experience all the way up to management. I had the benefit of excellent co-workers for the most part, having worked with the public all their lives, and a good education that included social integration rather than hammering standard boilerplate textbook material into my head.


What Happened?

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Back when I was growing up and learning the way the world works, when most kids were watching After School Specials, I had a full time job. My mom, Dad and brother all had chores on the farm plus jobs in the family business where we interacted with the general public. This tinted my perspective on the way things should work because we tried to provide good customer service. That was just the way things were, and everyone seemed to feel the same way. Something has changed, perhaps my perspective, I am not sure. Nobody around here seems to give a damn about their customers at all.

Yesterday, I needed a part to repair our brush mower. It is an old one circa 1960 but it worked well enough. I take the time to go online and find the part number for what I needed to replace, and then called the closest vendor that was open on the weekend to see if they had it in stock. The person on the phone took the part number, put me on hold and came back to say that, yes, they had one in stock. I drive the 20 miles to the store to get it, and -you guessed it!- they didn’t actually have the right thing, even though I had done all the footwork ahead of time. They guy I spoke to on the phone was the store manager. Who does that leave me to complain to? He didn’t give a shit and never said anything like “Gee, I’m sorry you had to drive 45 minutes for absolutely nothing.”

Today we spent three hours calling and driving around the metro-Covington area to find the replacement part. The search came up dry. Things are getting out of hand now because the combo of tractor and brush mower has been out of action nearly a month. So, we bit the bullet and just bought a spanking new brush mower to go with the almost as spanking new tractor. This involves again driving about 20 miles with a truck and trailer, spending the hefty amount of cash to get back in business and driving it all back to the farm.

The story should end here. Of course it doesn’t. That would be too easy. The entire thing -and I am not exaggerating- was assembled incorrectly. Every part was misplaced and this thing has a lot of parts. To enhance the problem, all the castle nuts had blue thread-locking compound on the threads, so it was nearly impossible to disassemble. Claire nor I have Class 1000 strength, so we nearly killed ourselves performing this unnecessary work. Eventually it was completed, so we hooked it all up and tested it out. Presto! it worked like a charm. Next we transport it to the field that is overgrown and fired it up.

The very instant the Power Take-Off (PTO) was engaged the shear pin broke and the drive shaft stopped turning. Granted, that kept something expensive from biting the dust, but it knocked us out of another day’s work. At that point, it was dark and I could no longer see to work on it. Additionally, I was totally exhausted. Claire was right there alongside me. We had been up and working since 06:30 this morning. I’m going to be a total wreck tomorrow, having totally disregarded my self-imposed physical limits.

…why do I even bother? I’m going to go watch Hackers, or maybe just listen to the soundtrack, then go to bed. This day needs to end.

Social Net_WORK_ing

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Cheezus Crackers! How in the HELL do you people keep up with five different social networking systems? It’s worse than having a full time job! I spent 11 years working in the field of IT and never had carpal tunnel symptoms until today. The various tweets, friend requests and profile edits are going on the back burner while I go hit something with a mallet for a couple of hours. Then I might just go shoot something.

But, in keeping with the theme I’ll point the webcam at whatever I end up doing outside.

Idle Pursuits

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Our record temperatures, humidity, dew points and heat indices have forced me to cower inside away from The Yellow Face that Burns Us* lest I be incinerated. In turn I have been attending to some of my less-manual interests.

This has been a good week for people who like to sift through obscure technical documents. If that is your bag be sure to browse the recently uploaded materials on WikiLeaks. There is a nice piece on the nuts-and-bolts of information suppression in Iran by the state controlled telecommunications monopoly via Deep Packet Inspection technology purchased from Western sources. I tried an experiment using a proxy server and TOR node software to see how quickly I got the attention of foreign IT BOfHs. It was longer than it would take to ruin an un-patched, fresh install of XP when exposed to the internets without precautions, but not long enough to go make Ramen noodles, eat them and come back. Scary.

I still have not used the services of either FaceBook or MySpace, but it was suggested that I stake out my claim on as much Intarweb real estate as possible. What I have found, much later than the person who suggested I look, is that as strange as my cyber-pseudonym may seem, someone has already signed up for YouTube, Twitter and several other social networking sites under the name Xspectre8. In those cases I will try to use Xspectre8Actual everywhere I can. There might be exceptions, none that will make he hard to locate.

I still get most of the Googlee hits, but if you see someone going by that handle it might be worth an email to verify that it’s me.

Me on Twitter, FaceBook, MySpace, and Youtube.

*is that actually a quote from a Tolkien work? I’ve said it for years, but when I listened to The Hobbit audiobook I didn’t catch that line. Nor was it in the Lord of the Rings trilogy set I have.

Quick! To the Xspectre8-mobile!

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Check out the new look I’m sporting on my Summertime whip. It’s a head-turner for sure!

Click the thumbnails below to embiggen the rest of the images. Massive props to JJ & Chig for doing all the work!

Sleight of Hand

Friday, June 26th, 2009

There are seven principles used in close-up magic.

The Seven Principles are:

  1. Palm – To hold an object in an apparently empty hand.
  2. Ditch – To secretly dispose of an unneeded object.
  3. Steal – To secretly obtain a needed object.
  4. Load – To secretly move an object to where it is needed.
  5. Simulation – To give the impression that something that has not happened, has.
  6. Misdirection – To lead attention away from a secret move.
  7. Switch – To secretly exchange one object for another

You should ask yourself, “What is happening while my attention is being diverted?”

Breaking News!

Friday, June 26th, 2009

Michael Jackson is still dead.

Seriously, why are five out of six cable television news outlets still running continuous coverage? Aren’t there still quite a few shooting wars going on? That Michael Jackson died young is about as shocking as “Former Stripper Overdoses.”  My vote for continuous coverage topic would be “Domestic Spying Program Curtailed” or “Errant Knob from Lamp Scraps Space Shuttle Atlantis” but nobody has asked me yet.

Tea Spitting Win!

Friday, June 26th, 2009

This person wins the internet!*

keep being awesome!

*normally I do not hotlink other people’s stuff but the permalink does not seem to be working. The original post is at Passive-aggressive Notes